Disclaimer 1. Wayne is the blogger of iamrenegadeblog.wordpress.com. You should totally check his blog. The boy isn’t good he is great. He gives fiction a new named.
Disclaimer 2. The conversation you are about to read may sound like we are best friends. No we are not. Maybe siblings. Probably my brother from another mother. No we are not cool siblings who love each other. We are typical siblings. We obviously fight more than anything. Yes. We hate each other’s company and can barely tolerate one another, a day together, not fighting,is obviously stretching it. Fun fact: we also hate everyone. So it’s kinda hard not to hangout. Tough. I know.
Disclaimer 3. Wayne doesn’t know I talk about him online. Tell him and I will kill you.
McDzan: hey stranger
(McDzan is not a pet name. He named himself. Alter ego something something or maybe he hates his birth given name. I will tell you this for free,he hates his baptismal name more)
Dee: Hey back. How have you been?
Dee: Don’t start with That attitude. I kinda missed you,you know
McDzan: What attitude?
McDzan: uhu uhu…
Dee: Thanks for texting BTW.. I had something to ask. No it’s not a favor. More like a salon topic
Dee: Do you think people change?
Dee: Can you try explaining using more than one word?
McDzan:No. They don’t change.
Dee: Double negation? Progress.
McDzan:I know, right?
Dee: You will have to indulge me. Call if you want. Stop texting like it’s that time of the month.
McDzan: Hahaha .. look who is back. The hormonal bitch is back
Dee: go on boy. Indulge me
McDzan: Ask nicely.
Dee: Please Wayne. Please Wayne. Indulge me
McDzan: Good girl.. So, people don’t change. That’s a fact. They might evolve probably. They might adjust. But they don’t change. Like they say read Claire North people are just people doing people’s things. Sometimes they screw up. Sometimes they do good. People are not good or bad they are just people. Does that answer your question? I need to go back to watch Green lantern.
(Worst movie ever)
Dee: I think people evolve.
McDzan: I thought I said that.
Dee: That should count for something.
McDzan: Of course it does.
Dee: indulge me
McDzan: How long do I need to be here before I can go back to my movie?.
Dee: When you give me something solid, Mr. I did psychology and I would rather do everything than indulge you.
McDzan: fine. People don’t change.it doesn’t matter how you look at it. Do With that whatever you want. I’m bored. Ciao Bella
Dee. Bye .
PS. I’m only Dee when it comes to Wayne. No it’s not a pet name. Just like he is McDzan .
(Excerpt from the book I will never write)